dream on
Hello friends, let me tell you about my crazy dream last night...
Jeremy, Kristen and I were in a supermarket looking for food to make dinner. Jeremy goes outside to call Melissa on his cell phone and me and Kristen go to the seafood section. So they have this ice bar with samples of poke and all kind seafood in wooden barrels and there's this Japanese lady taking the little toothpicks and using them like chopsticks and pigging out on all the free samples, but she sees us looking at her and gets embarrassed and stops. Then Kristen and I go to taste the samples, but instead of poke, it's like blocks of fish and the lady was scraping flesh off the block and eating it so it was gross and we moved on. Then Jeremy comes back and looks all sad and Kristen asks what's up and he says that he and Melissa were having a hard time and we said, "aww."
The we were going home, except we lived in this little village with wooden houses and cobblestone roads and me and Jeremy were walking home. Then it started raining really really hard, like flooding and then Jeremy was going to meet Melissa halfway between Hawaii and Missouri (which of course was somewhere in that village, don't ask me how that happened). But it was raining so hard that the cobblestone roads turned into rivers and we were all waist deep in running water. But Jeremy found Melissa (who was wearing camping gear) and they started arguing so I walked away and went back home to take a shower.
Then, while I was showering my sister came into the bathroom to take out the laundry and I said, "hey, get outta here" but she said "didn't you hear about the murder?" And I asked what murder, and she said the one that happened last night. So after my shower I went back outside and Jeremy was sitting in the driver's seat in a van, so I got in the passenger's seat and asked Jeremy what the murder was about. He said that I probably didn't remember because I was so drunk last night. So then I went around to ask Nicole and Kristen and everyone who was around what happened last night. And when I did, they all like snickered and everything like they had some secret or something, but they told me that Jeremy and Melissa broke up. So then finally Jeremy shows me this video, and it starts off like a movie trailer for a love story between Jeremy and Melissa. Except in the middle they start fighting and it shows when Jeremy was in the supermarket and when they were arguing in the flood. And so it zooms up on their argument in the flood and in the middle of it Jeremy pulls out this ring and proposes to Melissa. And then everyone's watching the video and they're all like, "yeah, since you were so drunk last night, you don't even remember Jeremy tell us all that they're engaged."
Weird yeah? There was lots more that happened actually, but I forgot everything else. Later.
posted by nure nezumi at 7:19 PM
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Oh, and then I forgot the second part...
So after I found out that Jeremy proposed he said, "yeah, and we made the whole thing up about the two of us fighting so that we could make this dvd and trick everyone into thinking that we broke up." So that was funny, but I was really concerned because I thought, how could I have gotten so drunk that I didn't remember ANY of that happening?
But after that we decided to go back to the hotel (for some reason we were all staying in a hotel in thailand), but when we got there, there were firemen and half the hotel was on fire. So suddenly we were on the fourth floor (which was really the first floor because the hotel was built on an inclined cliff) and the firemen were helping the people out of the building, but they were all badly hurt, like they had their feet chopped off and it was gross, but very clean. And they were all like, well, I need help getting out because I don't have a foot, duh. So we stepped over some people with no feet and went into the bathroom and through the shower to get out the entrance to the hotel. But along the way I was like, we better take some of our things so that they don't burn up in the fire, so I took some boxes of I don't know and a book and an ash tray, but as we were walking out of the door, the security alarm sounded and I thought, oh no, I took the glass ash tray, but how could that have set off the alarm because it was glass. So someone came out to check and I was like, do you really care if I take an ash tray while the building is on fire? And they let me keep it.
The end.
2:59 PM
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