BOYCOTT APPLEBEE'S
WARNING TO ALL: Boycott Applebee's! Unfortunately, we don't have any Applebee's resturants in Hawai'i for me to boycott so all of you on the mainland please stay away! If you want to, you can also march back and forth in front of any Applebee's resturant in your underoos with a handful of earthworms stuffed in your jockeys and a basket of rotten eggs to smash on your forehead. Why? Because Applebee's has brought back THE ABSOLUTE WORST song of all time in one of it's commercials (which I don't even know why they show in Hawai'i because they ain't here!). If not for Applebee's, this hideous song would disappear into the "hits" of the early 2000's and never be heard from again (except perhaps on Joseph's iPod). If you haven't seen this commercial, consider yourself luckly. I can now only hope and pray for the sake of the world that this misbegotten advertisment will be the one and only journey back into the spotlight for the worst "song" of all time (I use the word "song" very lightly).
posted by nure nezumi at 10:36 PM
3 Comments:
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm on this one, because well...I hate most chain restaurants anywhow...Applebees, Chilis, Ruby Tuesday, Macaroni Grill, Cheesecake Factory, Olive Garden...blah. Cookie cutter restaurants driving out family owned restaurants with healthier food. OK, I will supress my ultra-liberal rant for the time being, but I will join in your Crapplebee protest my friend!
12:05 AM
Great Joe, I didn't even want to mention it because then it would be in print on this blogger thing, and now it's stuck in my head. Darn that song! Yeah, well, it's nothing nearly as political or philantropic (is that a word?) as Spencer's thoughts, but yeah, boycott Applebee's that damn restaurant that brought it back! The worst part is... that unlike, Joe, I actually do remember the words (don't ask why, it's a curse) so that means it gets sung in my head all the time! Grr...
6:32 PM
HEll yeah applebees should definitely be boycotted, I've boycotted it ever since I first went there. It was for mother's day and the service was horrible, the food came like 2 hours late and it was cold, with dirty stuff on the plates. YUCK! So yeah, not a good place.
7:19 AM
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