junk on tv (and yet I watch it)

Does anyone else think american idol has gotten B-O-R-I-N-G? Man, the last three shows have been crap. Oh well, really I don't care about anyone but my top two... I hardly even listen to the others anymore. As long as it's Elliot/Katharine in the final and Chris and Kellie in the final four everyone else can eat it. So, as I'm watching the results and waiting for ONE HOUR before they get to who's out, let me share what I think about everyone:

8. Ace - what a creepy sukebe perv, geez, he needs to go NOW! what falsetto? you mean that awful screechy sound is actually coming from him? I thought that was feedback from the mic
7. Bucky - whatever, blah blah BORING
6. Taylor - blah blah, getting old (like him), if all he's gonna do is jump around the stage and make a dumbass out of himself, just wind up a jumping doggie toy and let it schooch around up there
5. Paris - cliche enough? fine you can sing loud, doesn't mean you need to do it all the time
4. Kellie - FUNNY! not the singing, but everything else about her is hilarious, she can stick around just for that fact
3. Chris - I like his voice, but week after week it's like the same thing, big loud singing, he should join a band somewhere
2. & 1. Ok, I can't decide between Katharine and Elliot anymore, I like both pretty much equally. I think Elliot would be a little more contemporary (that is, I think his voice would be better for making new songs and all that), but I think Katharine is a little better singer/performer overall. Either one of them can win.

Randy - at first I was like, I don't know dog, it's a tough song choice... but you know what... you worked it out, yeah! Geez, he gets paid for this? if I have to hear him say "you worked it out" one more time I'm gonna work his fat ass out! Okay... that was a bad one, I apologize for the lame comback line
Paula - need any MORE drugs? just put your head down on your desk and shut your pie hole
Simon - THE ONLY ONE WITH ANY SENSE ON THAT SHOW. I agree completely 100% with every single word Simon says, he's never wrong.
Ryan - can we please just stop fighting with each other? where's the love?

Okay, it is possible that I'm in a bad mood. Why? I have to choose between american idol and lost, and why the crap am I choosing american idol? Grr... to me.