The A-Dawg meets Dirty Wet Towel

Today I tried to wash my car... I say I "tried" because I thought it might be a good idea to let The A-Dawg off her leash and let her splash around a bunch. What a dumb dog. Here's what she did:

1) drank soapy water from the bucket
2) tried to drink water from the hose as I was spraying the car (as a result she got water shot up her nose)
3) continuously tried to lick (I don't know why lick) the sponge as I was washing the car
4) tried to drink the water that splashed off the car as I was shooting the suds off it
5) continuously attacked the chamois as I was drying the car

So after that she was soaked and so I tried to dry her off a little with the towel, here's how that went...